Things that don't really go together

Sometimes I feel like I'm two people. Yes, I know that's a reflection in the mirror. Trust me, I've tried to teach her that there can be only one Priscilla ... that effing reflection won't leave. Anyway. Focus!

Like, wardrobe for instance.
And let's face it, I don't dress like either of those people. But, boy, would I love to.

Or movies:
Or things that creep me out:
Matt Damon does not creep me out, but that awful awful mustache DOES. And there's a person inside of that costume. But I can't see his/her face. Nope, can't handle it.

For your listening pleasure (because it's just the song, there's no real visual to it), here's Broken Social Scene's "Windsurfing Nation." I recommend swinging your arms around like the wings of an aeroplane while listening to it. Or not. I mean, whatever, I don't care.