I don't like melons. Watermelons, cantaloupes, honeydew -- no, thanks. I always associate melons with summer, something I also detest. So when I'm forced to eat the pulpy, syrupy bullshit imprisoned in its deceptive rind, I can't help but imagine I'm eating fruit pulp infused with sweat. Melons are sweat fruit to me.
I hope this won't affect our relationship, because I treasure our friendship.
Enjoy your summer. I'll be crawling further into my fair-skinned-people cave. See you in the fall or the nearest patch of shade.
More melon for me.
ReplyDelete<3 melons. Also, that angry owlmelon is adorable.
ReplyDeleteI suppose if you ever come over to visit, I can only offer you grape drink and fried chicken. :\
ReplyDelete"melons are sweat fruit to me." luls, i dont know if i can eat melon now.
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