Never date an actress

I think that goes without further explanation, but here's some reading material in case you need hyperbolic assertions and bitter insinuations.

There's a Facebook group dedicated to that statement. The description is lengthy and systematic, yet still eye-rollingly dramatic. Something only another actor could have written.

And plenty of this and that.

So you've been warned, the lot of you.

I guess when I was dubbed "Most Likely To Be A Cat Lady," my friends weren't far off. Yay!!