"Oh, don't. You look so ugly when you cry."

That quote comes from the cartoon "Archer" I saw for the first time on FX last night. Anything H. Jon Benjamin manages to mumble via cartoon character is colossal and hilarious. I was watching the plane-provided TV while flying home from JFK, after spending an hour in line to taxi at the airport. Could have been worse. Way worse.

Other quotes from the week:

• "This is your country, don't let the big men take it away from you." -- photo at the MOMA.
• "You don't like it? Then go on the Internet and complain." -- Sorry, it was "Family Guy." Deal with it.
• "With the proper swagger, any guy can score the girl of his dreams." -- BoysLifeNYC. (I linked to his intro post, because it's the best.) I contend that with the proper swagger, it's still insufficient for a girl to score the guy of her dreams. It's been in my experience that it doesn't work the other way around. Feel free to argue with me. Maybe I'll make that a separate post.
  

Here's another video. It has the clips I took while celebrating my birthday. It's short and useless to you. Password: skyscrapers

It was my birthday. from Priscilla McEver on Vimeo.

"All I need to do is a little growing up and self-discovery and I will be ready... "